montauk

a second-rate destination for kids who couldn't have afterprom in the hamptons.

mike: where ru guys going for afterprom
dan: we're going to the hamptons. were gonna get mad shitty and hook up with some hot bitches. should be chill. how about you?
mike: eh, my friend's date has a house in montauk, so we're going there. its gonna be pretty lame. not too much alcohol, and all the bids are mad immature and prude.

dan: sorry bro
mike: fuck my life

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