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When you receive the wonderful gift of a head under water. The bubbles against your dick are magnificent!
Carry and me were alone in the pool at her house and she gave me a bubble job! Plus...she swallows.
To do something that resembles a stalker
James takes the long way to class everyday just to walk by Lacey. That's a little stalkish don't you think?
Another name for cop glasses or aviators. Commonly worn by Johnny Knoxville from "Jackass"
Interviewer: So Johnny, how many pairs of knoxvilles do you own?
Johnny: One. Like my sperm count.
(n.) Instead of writing on an actual piece of paper, you write on some part of your body (usually the palm or back of hand) like a notepad.
This is called the "Puerto Rican" notepad because the writing will remain there until it get's washed off, which is not frequently done by Puerto Ricans. So it will be remembered and read often.
Guy 1: That guy has "things to do today" written on his hand.
Guy 2: Yeah but that is dated for two weeks ago! That's a puerto rican notepad bitch!
A petophile is what you call someone who takes it a little too far with "loving" their pets. Much like a pedophile, but with animals.
The videos of women who let horses fuck them...classic petophile behavior.
See also animal lover
Jason thought he was being funny when he tried to make his dog get a boner by rubbing on it's balls. What a petophile!
Pronounced: In-fuck-ted;
(Adj.)-When someone has any type of sexually transmitted disease. Normally referring to AIDS.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Becky? She got tested the other week and found out she's got AIDS.
Guy 2: Damn, I can't tap that anymore. She's infuckted now!
What you say to a slutty girl when she won't stop talking.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.
Slut: What you mean I'm a slut?! I'm a virgin!! You don't know me! Blah Blah Blah..
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.