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What you say to a slutty girl when she won't stop talking.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.
Slut: What you mean I'm a slut?! I'm a virgin!! You don't know me! Blah Blah Blah..
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.
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(n.) Instead of writing on an actual piece of paper, you write on some part of your body (usually the palm or back of hand) like a notepad.
This is called the "Puerto Rican" notepad because the writing will remain there until it get's washed off, which is not frequently done by Puerto Ricans. So it will be remembered and read often.
Guy 1: That guy has "things to do today" written on his hand.
Guy 2: Yeah but that is dated for two weeks ago! That's a puerto rican notepad bitch!
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When a good song (normally a hip-hop mixtape) is found by people and they put DJ's names, websites, rappers, or any other random thing that they decide to use to butcher the song and record over the actual music with.
The song is pretty much spoiled because the background noises that are recorded in make it impossible to hear the lyrics.
Just go listen to 24hourhiphop.com, every song is DJ raped.
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When you receive the wonderful gift of a head under water. The bubbles against your dick are magnificent!
Carry and me were alone in the pool at her house and she gave me a bubble job! Plus...she swallows.
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Another name for cop glasses or aviators. Commonly worn by Johnny Knoxville from "Jackass"
Interviewer: So Johnny, how many pairs of knoxvilles do you own?
Johnny: One. Like my sperm count.
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Pronounced: In-fuck-ted;
(Adj.)-When someone has any type of sexually transmitted disease. Normally referring to AIDS.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Becky? She got tested the other week and found out she's got AIDS.
Guy 2: Damn, I can't tap that anymore. She's infuckted now!
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(Noun): When the bottom of someones feet are black like they've been walking bare-foot on a dirty grocery store floor.
Normally found on white people's feet because they have light skin and it is more noticeable, but is not limited to other ethnicity's feet.
Guy 1: Damn does she ever wear shoes?!
Guy 2: It don't look like it. She got grocery store feet!
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