Petophile

A petophile is what you call someone who takes it a little too far with "loving" their pets. Much like a pedophile, but with animals.

The videos of women who let horses fuck them...classic petophile behavior.

See also animal lover

Jason thought he was being funny when he tried to make his dog get a boner by rubbing on it's balls. What a petophile!

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Frightmare

(noun): Originated by "1000 Ways To Die". A frightmare is when you have a repeated nightmare and you die in your sleep from a heart attack.

Tina told me that she use to have nightmares about midgets. That's before she died in her sleep from a frightmare.

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Knoxvilles

Another name for cop glasses or aviators. Commonly worn by Johnny Knoxville from "Jackass"

Interviewer: So Johnny, how many pairs of knoxvilles do you own?

Johnny: One. Like my sperm count.

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step 1

Cut a hole in a box

step 1: Cut a hole in a box
step 2: Put your junk in that box
step 3: Make her open the box

It's my dick in a box!

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