dirt banana

A descriptive name for a turd.

Dummy's across the street pushing out a dirt banana, most productive thing she's done all week.

or:

Dude, head downstairs, while dummy's across the street and push a dirt banana into her file drawer.

or:

Dummy stepped in a dirt banana on the sidewalk coming up to the building, was it her own, or one left by a cocker spaniel...check that, I mean a great dane.

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