The Black Chocobos

1.) A Chocobo is a useful Final Fantasy character that closely resembles an ostrich, but has unique powers to aid in travel over the in-game world. The Black Chocobo is one of the rarest types of Chocobo and has the abilities of all other Chocobos combined.

2.) A fantasy football team name run by Bill Waxman. The Black Chocobos are winners of multiple fantasy Championships and can be found in leagues across the web, such as Yahoo!.com, ESPN.com football.billwaxman.com and theasfl.com/asfl2 (The All Sports Fantasy League).

Owner 1: Look who has to play The Black Chocobos now!
Owner 2: Oh yeah, the Pastafarians are going down!!