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A pussy pumper is a device used to prolapse a women's vagina using a suction. Women say it gives pleasure but like everything people take it way too far and pump so much that there is 3ft of prolapsed blob hanging out of your pussy.
Girl 1: Hey did you try the new pussy pumper I seen it on Pornhub the other day it looks so fun
Girl 2: OMG that looks like it hurts
Girl 1: OMG I'm gonna try it
Girl 2: Sees girl 1 walking into work limping like someone drove a firetruck up her ass!
The most used word in the world it can be said in many different ways and have many different meanings. You can also add ING, ED or ER to the end to give it a better twist.
Example in ways you use the word.
When you take a massive shit and it prolapses your asshole we say "FUCK THAT HURT"
When you get to a rental car dealer and they don't have your car we say âYou can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile... a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!â
When you get fired from your job and on the verge of homelessness we say " IM SO FUCKED
When your friend farts in your face and you cant smell for the next week you say " JEEZ FUCKER WHAT DID YOU EAT"
Every fucking word on your keyboard. Im going to have to come fuck you up just for making me right this out to define this to you! Get off your ass and out of your moms basement you neckbeard nerdy gay ass fucking hippo and get a job instead of wasting your life away on the urban dictionary!
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Me: Complains about neckbeard nerdy gay ass fucking hippos and how they need to get a life!
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Boy scouts like all things were good till the liberals took over. Since they started letting gays and niggers in its been going down hill. Now a diversity merit badge like wtf. All the boy scouts that join are gay and trans pink haired little 10 year olds that just have big orgies. It used to be a good program that taught kids outdoor skills and morals of being an American but now is gone and is just a way for girl scouts to get eagle
Normal guy: Hey did you hear about that new Boy Scouts came up with a BLM badge?
old Boy scout: Yeah i think ima quit because this is just turning into a liberal brainwashing camp
New scout: OMG you hurt my feelings im gonna tell the gay scout leader and he is going to make you have inclusion training and then im going to go cry to my mommy and change my tampon
Old boy scout: get the fuck out you trashy shit burg nigger dick munching coon fucking gay ass feminist lookin ass.