Dasha

a whale or cow, a person who is extremely large and is exceptionally annoying and disgusting. Usually people find their presence unbearable.

Person 1: did you see dasha today?
Person 2: i wish i didn't!
Person 1: man, i feel sorry for you.
Person 2: HA! tell me about it.

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Caught Bass

When you get a girlfriend and she’s a bitch and keeps you on a leash and takes you away from the boys.

Friend1: Aye bruh let’s go hang out.
Friend2: Nah dawg she won’t let me.
Friend1: Ah you’re caught bass, what a bitch.