whale drop

The act of dropping one self sideways without any regard to where he/she might land.
Often practiced mid-winter in the great white north.

Dude! I was walking down this trail, and got so tired that I *whale dropped* on the spot.

WOMBAT

An acronym, standing for Women Over Mates Beer And Television

"Is Rowdy coming out tonight?"
"Nah, he's staying in with his woman"
"He's such a WOMBAT these days"

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