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A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.
Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"
Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"
When you blow your load on a girl's face and she is so white that the cum is the same color as her skin tone, making it hard to tell that her face is drenched in sperm.
Bro 1: Dude yesterday I gave my girlfriend a frosty chameleon and she left it on all day!
Bro 2: I couldn't even tell when I saw her!
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When all parties involved in sexual intercourse are wearing sunglasses, they are having terminator sex.
We fucked the whole time without taking off our shades. Absolute terminator sex.
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