silent orgasm

An orgasm that is usually over the phone wherein one or both of the people on the phone orgasm without making any noise, usually because they are unconfortable with moaning or they think their partner is. You may experience this while participating in CPS, if not, you're a loser.

Joe: Dude, I was on the phone with Leann and she had a silent orgasm!
John: Really? How could you tell?
Joe: Well we were having CPS.
John: What is CPS?
Joe: You dipshit, look it up online.
John: Oo! Urban Dictionary dot com!
Joe: Yeah!

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cps

CPS or Covert Phone Sex:

Not much unlike phone-sex but no one admits to masturbation while participating. They may hint it but it will USUALLY remain unknown. Silent orgasms are a requirement for CPS.

Joe: Last night me and Clair had CPS!
Joe: And I had a silent orgasm!
Joe: And she had one t-
John: How the hell would you know if she had one? It was silent. Plus, I don't give a rat's ass.

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