When someone fakes having H1N1 to get out of going somewhere they don't want to go, like work or school
Al: "Hey Matt, where's Jon?"
Matt: "He called in and said he couldn't come to work today cuz he had H1N1."
Al: "That's weird. He seemed fine when we went to the bar last night."
Matt: "That faker. He's not sick. He only has Fwine Slu."
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