Kate

a bitch. do NOT ever trust a kate unless you have reached best friend status with the specimen and then never take her food. a particularly dumb human. known to eat a lot.

friend 1: have you seen that girl kate?
friend 2: yeah, don't ever try to steal her food.

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Carl Azuz

there are no words to describe this amazing human. he gives the best puns known the man kind. he not only is the news anchor for CNN10, but he is also my God. I am a strong believer in azuzism and i pray to carl azuz every night.

friend 1: we didn't watch CNN10 this morning in class!
friend 2: awh it's okay I already prayed to Carl Azuz this morning...

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