Shitelfie

The art of taking a photo with your mobile of your excreta execution!

Couldn't resist taking a Shitelfie in trap 2 at work today. Almost made the schoolboy error of dropping the mobile down the pan!

parsnipping

The act of ejeculating your cum up your partners nostrils.

I was parsnipping the missus last night. She loves the smell of my cum.

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