flaccing

The momentary period of foreplay prior to a titjob when a man causally glides his half-erect penis across a woman's chest. Flaccing is not necessary to consummate the said titjob but is generally accepted as standard sexual preparation for most heterosexual, titty-related intercourse.

Man: Bro, I finally flacced Kristi last night while we were watching Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Friend: No way! How'd the flaccing go?
Man: Awesome bro, she gave me a glorious titjob afterwards.

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pussy window

The fleeting period of time after a man has begun courting a female through text message in which he must secure face-to-face interaction in the pursuit of smashing vag. Once the said pussy window has closed, any further attempts will be regarded as pathetic desperation.

Bro: Did you smash that broad from the bar the other night?
Bro 2: Naw man, I've been a high-ass and waited too long, I think the pussy window has closed.