Chuck Norris

The Manliest man ever.

Every time you sneeze, Chuck Norris kicks his wife in the face....8 times to be exact.

God can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land

Leading hand sanitizers can kill up to 99.9% of germs, Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever he wants.

If you are playing hide and seek with Chuck Norris, he will always be the one who says "not it"

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer...too bad he never cries.

Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a full clip, and won.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have to live.

Chuck Norris can catch lightning, with his bare hands.

The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Giraffes were invented after he uppercutted a horse in the face.

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down.

Dude, Travis just got Chuck Norrised... IN THE FACE

James,do you know where waldo is? I don't know, but i bet Chuck Norris does.

Oh my god, did you see that hit? That's a Chuck Norris

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