Chub

A penis that is wider than it's length.

Michael: HAHA, you've got such a chub.
Gary: :( I do not, shut up!

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Ball so hard

If you ball so hard then you're like, living life on the edge, doing crazy stuff.

Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna find me, but first niggas gotta find me. - Kanye West & Jay Z

Cameron: I slept in for work because I got high lastnight and passed out, man. Ball so hard.

David: Aw man, that sucks! Awesome night though. Aren't you worried about what you're boss is gonna say?

Cameron: Nah, man.

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