West Burlington, NC

West Burlington, NC is where Walmart, Target, Holly Hill Mall, the best restaurants, and Alamance Crossing is. There's a whole lot to do here instead of being in boring downtown...and east Burlington where crackheads live.

Friend #1: "wanna go to West Burlington, NC?"
Friend: "yep cuz there's more things to do there"

November 4th

November 4th will be "Make Out With Your Worst Enemy Day". Today will be the day you text or call your worst enemy and ask them to come over or meet you somewhere. After they arrive, when you go up to them, kiss them and see how they react.

Girl: "hey, wanna come over? I'm home alone and it's November 4th"
Guy: "um...alright? Address? And what's on November 4th?"
Girl: *gives address* "you'll see"
Guy: *arrives 10 mins later* "so what's up?"
Girl: *starts kissing him*
Guy: "....do it again baby"