Dickpunch

A creature with whom even a brief conversations begets the punching of one's own genitalia. It would be a welcome relief from the awfulness. i.e. you would much rather punch yourself in the dick so hard that you puke before letting the conversation continue. Women wish they could grow a dick so that they might then be able to punch it.

I was talking to Kory earlier and it made me seriously consider punching my own balls. Fucking Dickpunch.

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