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toy story 2 was okay

an ice breaker to be used after an extremely awkward moment. it derives from one of demetri martin's jokes about a bathroom stall.

girl 1: "ew, why is that girl bald?"
girl 2: "...she has cancer."
girl 1: "...toy story 2 was okay."

by carpal May 22, 2010

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the wahlberg

A move named for stimulating a woman's vagina while riding an old wooden rollercoaster.
The term is derived from a scene in the movie Fear.

Jeff: So I was riding the rickety rollercoaster with my lady the other day and started playing with her vag.

Ryan: So you gave her the Wahlberg huh?

by carpal October 28, 2013