corn on the KOBB

A phrase commonly used to describe the OTP known as Knock Out x Bumblebee in the Transformers - Prime series. The utter mention of its name causes fangirls to scream with joy.

I love corn on the cob, but not nearly as much as corn on the KOBB.

Michael Bay

A director with an explosion fetish and the first human being to ruin Transformers for a generation.

Michael Bay is the living embodiment of butthole cancer.

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Dog

The furry mammal who loves anybody no matter what. They have no sense of judgement and are fascinated by balloons and bubbles.

I love my service dog, Elliot.

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Ethan

a disgusting, bleach-drinking, cold hot pocket-sucking scum of the earth who dumped my best friend because she found out he was cheating on her

Ethan, if you don't shut your goddamn dick-chugging pie hole, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass it'll come out of that fat mouth of yours that you use to blow yourself at night when you're alone in your room watching porn.

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