Dad jokes

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Sunlight ?
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MILF

abbreviation for « My Iguana Licks Feathers » which is another way to say « Macron E-X-P-L-O-S-I-O-N » in reference to the French president and his biggest fan.

« In France we love MILFS »

Enseignement scientifique

mandatory subject that french kids have to attend
the most annoying thing ever because you don’t learn anything

way for the « Education Nationale » to make parents believe that their kids still learn sciences while they just watch videos about DNA and the ozone layer

“Hey meuf, do you know what we have for the next period ?
-Hey, we have Enseignement scientifique…
-Should OUI skip class ?
-Grave”

DILF

Abbreviation for “Dude I Love Forests”
When someone says “DILF”, it means that this person feels really close to nature and wants to share their interest with you.

“OMG, have you seen this man walking down the street ?
-wow he’s such a DILF!
-mannn I love DILF people”

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