Raymond

The god of ramen noodles.
If you eat ramen without his permission then you'll die within a week.

guy: Oh, mighty ramen god, Raymond, may I have your permission to eat the ramen noodles i bought yesterday at walmart? Amen.
Raymond: I'll let you eat the ramen once, but twice - you'll have to ask for my permission.

Gypsy

Common term for the citizens of Romania

Stupid gypsy, they think that they have Transylvania

July 22

the day after the best day of the year, July 21

random dude: Jason was born on July 22, what a loser
guy who was born on july 21: aye shut the fuck up asshole he was born on july 22, aka. the day after the best day of the year

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