butt-rocket

a rocket that has been shot at an upward angle into another persons anus and becomes stuck.

When John was working at NASA they were testing miniature rockets and he was standing over one when it went off, after spending hours in the emergency room it was apparent that he had received a butt-rocket.

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father durso

a name for someone who can finish a cigarette in under 45 seconds and smokes upward of 2 packs a day.

the group of people were smoking and decided to see who could pull a father durso off the fastest. the fastest time was 37 seconds.

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