knuckledragger

A really dumb redneck, country bumpkin

Larry The Cable Guy ain't nothin' but a knuckledragger

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hover mother

An obnoxiously overprotective mother

A desperately codependent mother who tries to tie her kids to her apron strings no matter what their ages.

I am 16 years old but I'm not allowed to date because of my hover mother.

I can't come to the concert because of my hover mother

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rat bag

To completely annihilate someone in a fight.

Yeah, he tried to fight me but I rat bagged his ass.

That party crasher got really obnoxious, so we all rat bagged him.

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spit hit

Noun: the last little bit of the liquid in a {beer} bottle. The last warm bit. Very unpleasant tasting and foamy, hence the name.

Thanks so much for giving me the spit hit. Next time can you give me a beer that's just been opened?

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