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Any television character that is so unlikeable that he/she is actually likeable has House Syndrome. House Syndrome is based on House MD but the syndrome also applies to Lie to Me etc.
1: Yeah man, he totally has House Syndrome. We still cool though.
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1: Someone who kicks girls in the crotch.
2: A man with a large enough piece to destroy the women's Netherlands.
3: A shotgunblast to the Vajayjay. As portrayed on Efukt.
Johnny Crack: Man, the cuntblaster is in the house, johnny Crack here locked and loaded.
Thugga Trigga: Bro you can't even see your dick when you look down.
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Allowing a female hitch-hiker to tag along in exchange for consensual intercourse.
The greatest kick in trucking apart from knocking down a biker is swinging up a roundabout and picking up a hiker. You're chatting up that piece of skirt who's sitting by your side and then pop that crucial question: A RIDE FOR A RIDE?
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One of the characters of the most intelligent show on TV.
Dr. Frasier Crane was formerly known from the 80's TV show 'Cheers' (not to be misstaken by what an asshole says when he drinks). The story in 'Frasier is about an Psychiatrist that moves from Boston To Seattle to begin a new life in Radio-psychiatry. He has a disastrous love-life and dates lots of women. Frasier is a total snob, just like his Brother Niles Crane (also a psychiatrist). In the opposite his father Martin Crane and his helper Daphne are the total opposite of them. This show is great...
(Niles finds an old scull under the floorboards)
Niles: Maybe it's a builder that got trapped, or an exterminator that was overcome with fumes.
Frasier: Probable solutions, Niles. However, neither is possible.
Niles: Why not?
Frasier: Because when you die, your head does not pop off like a champagne cork!
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Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.
Stephen: Did you saw Shitmeister last night?
Hugh: Isn't it stiffmeister?
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A period in your life wherein you game alot and play it good. The period stretches usually from 13-16 years. This period can be re-lived at the age of 18.
Hans: Dude i played Killzone 2 yesterday till'5 o clock in the night! And i got 400 points in one round!
Jerry: Back to the Ownage!
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(Simple English)
Holland: Actual Name: The Netherlands (Nederland)
Ethnic Groups: 80% Dutch
20% other
Capital: Amsterdam
Population: 16,500,156
Size: 41.526 Square Kilometers
Government type: Democratic Kingdom
The Netherlands is a small country, but very important.
It Has 2 Large Cities: Amsterdam and Rotterdam. Rotterdam is one of the largest ports in the world. This has to be so, because the Dutch Economy relies on it.
The official langauge is Dutch. There are also regions where other dialects are spoken.
The country consists of 12 provinces, who all have there own capital. One province Flevoland, was first in the sea, but was dug out later.
Most people think all Dutch people hate germans, but that is not true. Most Dutch people feel absolutely no hatred against the Germans.
Good things that come from Holland are: The Beer, Phillips, Soccer clubs, video games, movie directors, cheese and tulips.
In The Netherlands, Hasj is legal. This worries many people, but it is handled well. Also Prostitution is legal.
The Legal age to drink is 16, to drive is 17.
The Immigrants, can come to the Netherlands, But are mostly treated as second-class people.
Basically you can read everything what Italiano1207 says, and believe the Opposite. He probaply is 12 years old.
Roberto; Yo Mario! Wanna go to Holland this weekend?
Mario; Yes I would like that!
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