Chat Blip

The unfortunate omission of crucial information while engaging in online chat. Chat Blips usually give an unwanted message and if extreme enough, can cause a panic attack.

I do * love you.

Lucy does * have a venereal disease.

Chat Blips:
* = Not

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Homonym Bust

When someone uses a homonym in an incorrect way. Examples of this can be viewed everyday on Facebook.

We are heading out for happy hour now, just meat us their.
I love you to.
There dog is big.
Your my little sugar bare.

How many homonym busts do you see in those sentences?

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Jello Brain

Brain fog the day after a night of excessive drinking. You move a little slower, the brain doesn't function like normal, and the simplest of tasks take 3 times as long.

I can't remember the name of that song, I have Jello Brain today.

Oh Jello Brain got lost on the way over, he stayed out until 4 am.