mojave desert

The hottest place on goddamn earth

Hey so I was in the Mojave Desert and it was so fucking hot im sweating after 5 seconds of sitting outside

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Penis

U looked up penis in the urban dictionary. Really nigga?

You should know what a penis is

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revenge masturbation

Something you do to get over an ex-gf or an ex-crush. That means that during the masturbation session you go 10 times harder and you masturbate angrily.

Friend 1: I fucking hate Sandy she turned me down at the valentine's day dance.

Friend 2: oh I'm so sorry to hear that

Friend 1: ok I'm going to use revenge masturbation to get over her.

Friend 2: dude your fucking sick

Friend 1: How else am I suppose to get over this?

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Pornhub

The Netflix of the Porn Industry

Pornhub has so much good stuff on it

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Grinding

Code for a girl wanting to hookup with you.

Friend 1: Bruh, Lenaya was grinding on me so hard at that party
Friend 2: Bro she grinded on you! She wants the D
sex,horny girls, hot girls, parties, fun

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