jordan

jordan, verb
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.

1."Hi... How are you?
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"

2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"

3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."

Procrashtination

'pro-crash-tin-a-shun' - the fine art of delaying, or attempting to delay or put off until a later time an inevitable disaster or catastrophic which is doomed to happen.

'Rishi Sunak is procrashtinating calling the UK General Election which is guaranteed to lose terribly.'

'The oil and gas industries believe passionately in procrashtination regarding climate change.'