jordan

jordan, verb
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.

1."Hi... How are you?
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"

2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"

3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."