decorators are in

She's got her period.

I was gonna go round my girlfriend's tonight but the decorators are in...

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fuck train

A list of people who have had a sexual encounter with the person before and after them on the list.

Example:

Steve (slept with) Helen (slept with) Tom (slept with) Juliet (slept with) Liam

gives a five carriage fuck train.

Now that Tom and Helen hooked up, we have a five-carriage fuck train.

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