the bible

A fictional compilation of several stories about God, and his many, many slaves on the planet we like to call earth.

God: "Woop! I exist! Spread the word."
Jesus: "Aww, but Dad..."
God: "No buts, just DO IT!"
Jesus: "Fine. Whatever..."

And so it came to pass that Jesus did make up a whole load of shit just to please his old man, and thus the Bible was born. Amen.

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