Bacon Horny

The overwhelming urge to eat bacon.

Man, I gotta get some bacon. I am so fucking bacon horny.

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Karma sick

When you actually get sick and can't come to work right after faking sick to get a day off.

I called in to work and said I was too sick to work on Monday. Then I actually got sick on Friday and had to go in feeling like shit!...Man, you got Karma sick!