juicy sausage

when you jizz on a kielbasa or bratwurst, and repeatedly insert it in a girls vagina, or asshole

guy 1: duuudddeee i gave caitlyn the biggest juicy sausage last night!

guy 2: nice

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Purell Sure

99.9% sure

I'm purell sure that she's taken.

purell sure

When you're 99.99% sure of something

I'm purell sure that she's taken, dude

Don't Be Such a Zubris

When you over exaggerate, someone who likes penis

Guy 1: I LOVE PENIS!

Guy 2: Don't be such a zubris! The world will end if you're a Zubris!

Guy 1: Now who's a Zubris???

Guy 2: I like penis......

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