Shirtless Guy

The ripped guy in a particular group that works out a lot & takes off his shirt every. chance. he gets.

They could understand that Matt was Shirtless Guy when he mowed the lawn, or played basketball, or fetched the mail from the mailbox, but to their amazement, Matt was Shirtless Guy for Thanksgiving, when it was 15°.

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flake finding

The act of finding dandruff flakes in different areas of your scalp using your nail

I didn't learn much in 4th grade because I was in the back of the room, flake finding for the most part

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prop-whoa-sal

n.

A creative/awesome wedding proposal.

Did you hear about Ben's proposal to his Archaeologist girlfriend? He buried the ring box in the site for her to unearth. I was like, now THAT was a prop-whoa-sal!

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ASG

(acronym)

After-Sex Glow

- Brooke, what have you been using on your skin? You've been glowing the whole week
- ASG ;}
- Is that like, Estee Lauder?
- Nope
- Anti...sagging.............grease?
- After-Sex Glow :}

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Fed-Ex

When you're fed up with your ex, or psycho-ex

She keeps threatening to tell my girlfriend about our ex sex, brah! I'm Fed-Ex.

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comFITition

Between 2 female friends, the competition to see who's more fit after having had X number of children

i don't think i can go on with the comFITition.. i miss twinkies.

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Half Baked

Any Caucasian male that often ends up staying longer (or forever) in a third world country city such as Manila (Philippines, Southeast Asia), and does nothing but 'chillax' 24/7 at places for 'foreigners' such as Greenbelt in Makati or beaches like Boracay or Bali. Based on the color of his skin, the Half Baked is immediately bestowed VIP status by the friendly, unknowing locals & practically gets all the 'tang' that he wants. He is also immediately assumed to be attractive, even if he ISN'T, & is generally believed to have a lot of money, even if he DOESN'T.

Girl: Remember Brad? That American guy I met at Bed Space in Greenbelt? I think he zo rad. He's so..worldly.
Friend: He's a pasty white guy who's only been to Oregon apart from his hometown of Mississippi and that 2-hour stopover in Hawaii. He's a total Half Baked.

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