user friendly

A type of freeloader that is "friendly" because s/he's using you for money/help/maybe even sex

- i'm sick of that fucker robb, has anyone noticed that when the bill comes he takes at least 3 minutes to take a dollar out of his wallet?
- he's user friendly. he's always hoping our change will cover his bill.

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falsetograph

A photograph one sends to his/her online chat buddy, that is NOT really his/her photo, usually taken from a magazine or is the photo of an attractive friend, or something. Done by pedophiles, highly unattractive people, & people that have other reasons to lie.

- Shit man, I told you my chat buddy xLoveAngelMusicBabyx69, she fuckin' hot! See, here's her photo
- WTF esse, don't you watch E!?? Apparently, it's a falsetograph. That's tennis player Anna Kournikova, the wife of Enrique Iglesias, brah!
- .........................well maybe my chat buddy is Anna Kournikova!!
- ...yyyyyyeaaaaaaaah..I wouldn't bet my life on it.

dejaboo

Derived from the French term dejavu (which is when one feels that the experience s/he is going through is exactly like an experience s/he has gone through before), dejaboo is when the experience is UNPLEASANT.

Yesterday I was walking back to work with my Big Mac when I realized that I'd seen this exact same scene so many times before. And it wasn't dejavu--it was dejaBOO. I've been working as a clerk at the same firm for 25 years, & have eaten the same thing for lunch. BOOOOO

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Gaytorade

Energy drink gays drink before they hit the gym

Imma get me sum Gaytorade & make myself look all ripped n sweaty for my gym bunny crush

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fag, you're it!

(like "tag, you're it!")

A gay people habit of labelling others as gay, even when they're not gay

perez hilton loves playing the game fag, you're it!

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Bellatio

Fellatio given by...who else! Bella Swan

ohhh MAN, i've dreamed about getting a Bellatio every day since watching Twilight

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hungercise

A form of extreme dieting wherein one feels hunger (because one didn't eat much, if at all) but exercises anyway because s/he so desperately wants to lose weight. Also see anorexercise.

Anorexic girl says, "I need to get me some hungercise!! I'm 5'6" 88 lbs.. I gained 1 lb. over the holidays..gah!!"