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A cat is one of the most majestic fucking creatures to roam this earth. Most people arenât cat people until they actually get a cat, considering most if not all dog people hate cats and want them to âdieâ but theyâve never had them in their life and think theyâre evil. People think theyâre lazy but some cats are actually really energetic; but some are lazy. Youâll have to deal with it.
Why do i think cats are better?
1.because cats are actually funny
2.(most) cats smell fairly good
3.cats clean themselves while you have to give a dog a bath to have them not smell like shit (but wet dogs smell a lot worse)
4.if you had a bad day and a cat jumps on you, you can just push it slightly and itâs soft paws will glide off of you; while a dog will continue to attack you and jump on you.
5.cats donât cost much. dogs require crates, leashes, collars, etc.
6.cats donât take that much space
7.when you go on a vacation, a cat can go without you for more than a week. dogs canât survive for 8 hours.
8.cats are perfectly fine with staying indoors
9.cats donât pee on the floor. they pee in their litter box, unlike dogs, if you donât let them out.
10. most dog lovers can admit that, if a ball not a dirty joke ;) is stuck under the couch, the dog is pretty noisy, and it can get pretty annoying.
Anyway this is my opinion so donât attack me because I have a reasonable opinion.
Example:
Jason is a dog lover but Madison is a cat lover
*Madison sees Jason with his dog
Madison: Aw, thatâs cute. I love both animals but I prefer cats.
*Jason sees Madison with her cat*
Jason: eW! wHy ThE fUcK dO cAtS eVeN eXiSt? ThEy ArE uGlY AnD tHeY aRe FuCkInG TrAsH!!! cAtS sHoUlD fUcKiNg DIE!!!! THe neXt tImE i SeE a CaT i WiLL sHoOt iT iN tHe HeAd!!!! scRew CatS! dOgs aRe tHe beSsTTtT!!!
*a week later Jason gets a cat*
Jason: aww this cat is so cute lemme go to the pet store and get another one
again, this is my opinion so donât be a butthurt dog lover hating on me because i have an opinion.
have a nice day!
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A cat is one of the most majestic animals on this earth.
why do i think cats are better?
1) because cats donât require lots of money, most times
2) cats donât take much space up
3) most cats donât smell like shit (not saying all dogs smell bad but still)
4) lots of cats are actually funny
5) if youâre having a bad day and a cat jumps on you, you can just push the cat softly and the cats paws will just glide off of you. a dog will continue to jump on you and attack you even if you tell it to stop.
Donât hate on me because I said that.
Most people donât like cats and say they are âtrashâ or âcats should dieâ but they donât even fucking own a cat. Some people say cats are lazy but you donât know until you get one. Some cats are really energetic (like one of my cats) and some can be lazy but sometimes you just have to deal with it. You are most likely not a cat person until you get one. Most cat lovers respect dog loversâ opinions but most dog lovers hate cat loversâ opinions. But sometimes thatâs not always true so again, donât hate on me because I said that.
Have a good day!
example 1:
maddy is a cat lover and jake is a dog lover
maddy: *sees jake with his dog* aww thatâs cute. i like both animals but i prefer cats.
jake: *sees maddy with her cat* eW! wHy Do cAtS eVeN eXiSt??? cAtS aRe SpAwNs of tHe dEvIL hImSeLf! cAtS aRe fUcKiNg tRaSh!!!!!!! aLL cAtS sHoUlD dIe!!!! CATS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!
example 2:
jake: *gets a cat* omg cats are so adorable i love cats
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The most beautiful woman you will ever know/see in your entire fucking life. She seems like a bitch at first but once you get to know her she is just an awesome friend and also just plain caring to everyone. She usually has low self esteem issues but has many friends to support her in tough situations.
Example 1:
Jason: Wow did you see that hot chick over there what her name??
Chris: oh dude her name is Marisa everyone knows her
Example 2:
Jason: I cheated on you I donât love you anymore. Iâm sorry
Chelsey: WHAT YOU CHEATED WITH WHO???
Jason: oh I cheated with marisa sheâs hot and sexier than you :)
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