petty thief

Someone who steals for petty reasons, which technically is theft in general, because any authentic justification of theft would disqualify it as theft.

A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".

Which one of y'all is the petty thief that just stole my cigarette butt?

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Thnikkaman

This is a racial slur. It is meant in the same way as when someone tells someone to say "hey look a nickel!" , really fast,to a black person. If the person actually does it they end up severely beaten if they're lucky, because the implication of course is they're saying nigger without actually saying it, but it's still being said. It's coercive racist bullshit and it isn't cool or funny and should be removed from Urban dictionary and the internet entirely. This is the actual meaning of thnikkaman.

To see how thnikkaman is used, search YouTube for Brothers Chaps Racism Exposed and view video at 1:27

As you can see here, what Matthew Chapman hiding behind his lame digital puppet "strong bad" said is "Nigger."

So yeah, there it is. My name is Emmanuel Teijeiro by the way, creator of homestarrunner.com, and I'm fascinated that everyone really is this fucking stupid. You have my permission to expose the Brothers Chaps in the media and have their site and YouTube channel taken down as it DOES in FACT violate antiracism policy.

hinch

A combination of the words hint and pinch. Applied in situations where someone doesn't get the hint, which is a common enough occurrence to necessitate the extension of a pinch.

Looks like Eugene's havin some trouble with that puzzle. Why don't you give 'im a hinch.

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cunt-dinger

A guy that calls his girlfriend or wife when he's with his friends, or a social gathering that is a good time until said person does aforementioned thing.

"Caught three largemouth bass last Thursday!"

"I know Carl I was there, caught three myself. Too bad that fishing trip was a cunt-dinger."

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wayne cigarette

when someone rolls a cigarette so badly you laugh your ass off, but somehow are miraculously still able to smoke it.

Someone in early grade school told me what a wayne cigarette was. I didn't make it up myself, and i don't know anybody who's name is wayne. It was actually urban slang for a badly rolled cigarette at that time, and i heard it again from unrelated people on unrelated occasions. It was coined by an unknown source and referred to the waning condition of the cigarette, while possibly suggesting a remote allusion to the imagined existence of someone named wayne who rolled cigarettes badly.

Although it resembled an inside joke, it was never presented as one and although my first attempt at entering this into urban dictionary failed, it is authentic legitimate urban slang so i'm trying it again.

I was not a smoker or in a position to go find some guy named wayne so i could laugh at the way he rolled a cigarette, being a third grader at a religious private school.

lmao you rolled a wayne cigarette

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schmoltz

Verb meaning "silently discards something no longer essensial". Coined by a Korean third grader named Brian Kim in Chicago in the year 1983.

This word is not used in a sentence. It is used as a fictitious last name in the title of a song by a band called Ween, called Kim Schmoltz.

Secret Santa

Synonym for thief. Said to refer specifically to a petty theif but all theft is petty, so go ahead and edit that out of the definition.

The Mandela effect is Secret Santa.