skunk

gentleman,chivalry,nice guy,polite
A guy who violates the girly rules that some girls, especially those who use words like 'dandy' and 'neat', have about a guy they like, such as:
-Calling her
-Offering a jacket or putting an arm around her if she's cold
-Wiping away tears and comforting her
-Letting her jump on her back whenever she wants
-Not complaining about how heavy she is when she jumps on your back
-Stand up for her if somebody disses her seriously
-Open doors for her
-All other manners of sweet things that girls like. Girls, keen girls, are always willing to care for and please the guy they like, so why can't a guy try to equate a girl's efforts?

Ludwiga: Hey, have you heard from whats-his-face recently?
Bertha: No, I haven't heard from him at all recently. Why do you think it is?
Laura: Maybe it's because you're an ugly slut.
Ludwiga: No, he's just a skunk.

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