snookie-fied

to show characteristics of "Snookie" from the TV show Jersey Shore. Can be any characteristic, such as poofy hair, wild dance moves, hooking up with random guys in hopes of finding true love, etc.

That girl with the big hair sure is Snookie-fied!

Did you see that girl hooking up with her 10th guy tonight? Don't ever let me be Snookie-fied like her!

Your skirt is so short! Could you be any more Snookie-fied?

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facebook vortex

The suspension of time when you are on facebook. You may think you've been on for 5 minutes, but when you look at the clock you realize it's been 2 hours. You've been sucked into the facebook vortex.

Sorry I didn't call you- I got on facebook at 8, and got sucked into the facebook vortex! Next thing I knew it was 11!

I haven't heard from her in days, but I've seen a lot of her posts- she must have been sucked into the facebook vortex!

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