mctouchin gland disorder

Abbreviated MGD. Affects 1 in 7 billion. Caused by inflamed McTouchin Gland. Symptoms include excessive touching, erections in math class, late assignments in Bio(especially labs), death, and chapped lips due to herpes. Currently no cure.

"Man Kwin your MGD (McTouchin Gland Disorder) is really acting up today, want an alka-seltzer?"