Sulphergeist

sul:pher:geist: noun

A ghost or spirit supposed to manifest its presence by unexplained shit smells

Mr. A: "Who shit themselves?"
Mr. B: "Wasn't me."
Mr. C: "Me Neither"
Mr. A: "It wasn't me, must've been a Sulphergeist"

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Awesometer

The device or machine used to measure the different levels of awesome.

Mr. A "dude, that was awesome..."
Mr. B "How awesome was it?"
Mr. A "well, let me check the awesometer. Yes, just as i figured, it's an 11."
Mr. C "it goes to 11?"
Mr. A "under rare circumstances like these it does."

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