pinwheel puppy

It's when you go to Vegas for the weekend and get so pie-eyed the first night, you go up to your room to pass out. When you awake you are face down in your own vomit and covered in your own feces. You then realize it's Monday and your plane leaves in an hour. Not knowing what else to do, you drop your stool caked shorts in the garbage on the housekeeping cart as you leave. true story.

James: Dude I spent most of our Vegas trip passed out in the room throwing up with diarreah.

Steve: What a Pinwheel Puppy!!!

Spider Legs

The rare condition when a chick has 2-inch hairs growing off her nipple area.

Erin: "I don't want you to be alarmed, but I have these hairs growing off my tits."

Steve: "It's OK, let me take a look......Holy Christ!!! they look like SPIDER LEGS!"

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o'panties

When you get just shit bagged at a party and pilfer panties from the bedroom of the hot chick who lives there. You then pass out, and are caught wearing them.

Ted: "Check out O'Connell passed out wearing that chicks panties! What a freak!!!"

Steve: "You mean O'PANTIES!!!!"