Cake Mission

To fuck a girl quickly and send her home

Guy 1- "So I walked in on my girl fucking my bro."
Guy 2- "Fuck! That bitch got you bent... wtf bro. Im sorry, dont sweat that grimey hoe."
Guy 1- "Ha hell no, Im not gunna sweat it. Im just about to go on a Cake Mission with her best friend."

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DUB

Dumb Ugly Bitch.

Guy 1- "Oh hey did you see that girl on Facebook?"
Guy 2- "Yeah shes cute on Facebook."
Guy 1- "What do you mean?"
Guy 2- "In person that girls a straight up DUB!"

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