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Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, theyâre already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to âaccidentallyâ stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built differentârumor has it, the worldâs not ready for them. Also, if youâre wondering where your girl went, thereâs a good chance sheâs being "recruited" for their version of the team.
Girl: So, you're still going to Catholic Central?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. Heâs all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. Iâll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, theyâre already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to âaccidentallyâ stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built differentârumor has it, the worldâs not ready for them. Also, if youâre wondering where your girl went, thereâs a good chance sheâs being "recruited" for their version of the team.
Girl: So, you're still going to "Detroit Catholic Central"?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. Heâs all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. Iâll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.