chimp lips

Standard caucasian lips.

Lips reminiscent of the lips of a standard adult Pan Troglodytes (aka Chimpanzee or as commonly known "Chimp") which are typically barely visible from more than one meter away.
They are referred to in genesis. The good book has spoken.
Notably personified by the greatest comic book icon of all "The Joker". Here we have a man who literally pencils his features on.
Chimp-lips is often shortened to "Chimips".

Bubba: Ima looking for my sistah, have you seen her?
Man: Look here chimp lips, you and I both know that practically everyone has seen her.

Niggerer

(Nigger-er)

Typically non-black person who suffers from involuntary or wholly reflexive habitual using of the the word “Nigger”.

“Nigger-tourettes” if you will.

Research has unfortunately been suppressed for centuries but recent findings have been revealing. Niggerer tendencies are, according to experts, driven by the lower-order primate brain overwhelming higher order functions. This typically happens when a niggerer is faced with a situation, person or problem that threatens to overtax their pre-frontal cortex. It can be compared to a core-dump or the dreaded blue-screen of death that all computer users are familiar with. Their overly-simplistic genetic cognitive wiring has effective GOTO override-command structures of the following form in random and on occasion somewhat inconvenient places.

In effect their chimp brain overwhelms them.

Niggerer logic:

if ( difficult || dissonance || losing || sister is mother || … AND is-black(person) )
GOTO: emit -> “Nigger insult”
else

random-selection ( scratch ass , continue )

NB. GOTO’s are archaic and lead to spaghetti-code.

Side-effect:

An accompanying massive release of pleasure endorphins in combination with their “panicked” (pun intended) state form a mental mist through which their ook-ing and eek-ing acquire Wildean-esque qualitiy.
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An exchange with a niggerer might go as follows.

Niggerer: 1 + 1 = “jello”
Black Person: Bubba. That’s not true. 1 + 1 = 2.
Niggerer: Nigger!! (ook-ook!.. eek! i won.. eek!!)

1. There are too many god damn niggerers in here.

2. Lord. Niggerers are soooooo stupid.

3. Fuck-off niggerer.

4. Oh why oh why can't these niggerers behave themselves.. *sigh*

5. Why do these niggerers come to our websites polluting the environment and scaring all the nice people with their niggerer nonsense? They should stay in their niggerer areas. Niggerers out!

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