National Geographic

1) An ethnocentric magazine that puts Western society on the same level as God.
2) Softcore porn.

Bob's wife thinks he subscribes to National Geographic because he is anthropologically inclined. She is wrong.

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Kobe's dozen

Thirty, typically used in the context of a basketball player scoring 30 points in a game as Kobe often does.

Chris: Did you watch the Celtics game last night?

Jared: Yeah Paul Pierce dropped a Kobe's dozen again!