Like a rock'n'roll widow...all the women who are home alone because their partners are out with friends co-oping their way through Halo ODST as close to release date as possible
Allie: Hey, where's your man?
Casey: At Joel's, I'm an ODST widow tonight
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Something so ridiculous, it's hilarious
Miss Teen USA contestant for South Carolina, Caitlin Upton, in her answer to the question of why 1 in 5 Americans can't locate their country on a map.
"The ridicularity of her answer floored me, how could anyone be so stupid?"
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