Piece of Shiternet

An internet connection that is slow enough to cause aggravation for the user.

Me: What a piece of shiternet!
You: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm trying to watch something on my netbook but, the free wi-fi here sucks balls!
You: Oh, I briefly thought you were a mental patient.

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Hump busted

hump busted is catching two or more people in the process of busting each other's humps. Having sex gay straight or masturbating in a public place. Preferably while yelling "you've been hump busted!" Then running away.

I can hear these two guys gruntin in the men's room stall over there. I think I'm gonna bust they humps, throw open the door and let em know they've been hump busted.
~South Philadelphia Collins

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Afaf

Text speak for "asking for a friend." can be used to regular speech by saying AffAff.

So, how often does your "weird" friend enjoy watersports in bed? Afaf

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doo doo rolls

Another word for dreadlocks or someone's nappy, dirty, hair

Me: hey, check out the dreads on Bieber!
You: yo man, those look more like doo doo rolls to me.

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