Eskimo Hooker

One who wears big furry boots or any other clothing with an excess of faux fur.

Bo: Did you see Hannah today?
Me: Yeah, she's rockin the eskimo hooker boots.

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Pocket Porn

When one stores or looks up porn on his or her ipod, iphone, or phone, hence it being "Pocket Size"

Shaun: Can I see your iTouch?
Cassie: Why?
Shaun: Cause you're a porn freak.
Cassie: Well you know I gotta have my pocket porn!

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