milf

Mother I'd Like To F**k

A man wamts to f**k a "hot momma", or a hot woman.

Gary: Man, your mom is such a MILF.
Mikey: A what?
Gary: God, you retard, I wanna f**k her!

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November 12

national shart on someone day

if someone asks to be sharted on you must shart on them.

jerry: “hey ricky can you shart on me?”
ricky: “that’s gross my guy”
jerry: “it’s november 12 tho”
ricky: “fine.”

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Yonk

To vomit, puke, throw up.

Tom: "ohhhh dude Ricky just totally yonked everywhere"