Judgie

When one of your peeps starts to share their opinion all up in your grill… This usually takes place while enjoying cocktails. More times than not, it would be about the person you are dating. Otherwise it will be about the choice of clothes you happen to be wearing…

When a girl like La-Teesha gives her BFF Shontaya crap after she saw her at the mall with that little punk Delroy. Shontaya would say: “gurl… why do you have to get all Judgie up on me?”

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Triplesack

When making a Margarita, you'll need; tequila, a little mix and "Triplesack"

Recipe-
• 1-1/2 oz. silver tequila
• 1/2 oz. fresh lime juice
• splash simple syrup
• 1 Triplesack
• Salt Rim

Note: Not to be confused when three buddies get together and teabag their fourth buddy.... Thus being a true "Triplesack"...

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Shooken

When a Canadian wants their cocktail – not stirred… they want it shooken!!

"Shooken, not stirred" could be a great alternative to the catchphrase of Ian Fleming's fictional British Secret Service agent James Bond, and his preference for how he wished his martini prepared.

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BDSM

Bored and Deprived Soccer Moms

With all this talk about 50 shades of greys... yeah, I agree... I'm totally in to BDSM as well!!! (Bored and Deprived Soccer Moms)

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